bye

getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

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nayx:

*hides gameboy under covers* haha “goodnight mom and dad” (:

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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milkouji:

my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena 

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peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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genuinelylarry:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

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